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hutcher-heart-on: payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:00:25 -0400

payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

clearly they’ve never BEEN on tumblr.

pastelbat: The only dates i get are updates

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:59:14 -0400

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:59:02 -0400

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.

obiwanjadeobi: A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:58:45 -0400

obiwanjadeobi:

A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:57:56 -0400

fwiffo: discoverynews: teamepiphany: Virtual supermarkets are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:22:36 -0400

fwiffo:

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

literally the future

thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:57:32 -0400

thebeatlesordie:

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

how one time

a girl almost died

because she tried to

mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

beatlemania was and is

seriously

insane

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:51 -0400

"I told Cory to shut the fuck up one time, just playing around, and he made me sit in a corner for 10..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:40 -0400

“I told Cory to shut the fuck up one time, just playing around, and he made me sit in a corner for 10 min to think about what I said”

- Lea Michele (via iheartcorymonteith)

thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:25 -0400

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

fortuna394: riveralwaysknew: can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND”...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:08 -0400

fortuna394:

riveralwaysknew:

can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:57 -0400

musica-delenit-bestiam-feram: I hope that David’s entrance on the 50th is something along the lines...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:51 -0400

musica-delenit-bestiam-feram:

I hope that David’s entrance on the 50th is something along the lines of

at which point everyone in the fandom will just be like

brigwife: probablyharrison: my grandma and great aunt have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:24 -0400

brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

AWWWHH

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:47:11 -0400

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

potterjay716: the-fandoms-are-cool: anorganizedprocrastination: not-safe-for-earth: timelord-and-...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:46:28 -0400

potterjay716:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

anorganizedprocrastination:

not-safe-for-earth:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

rose tyler wanted to travel forever with the doctor

and the doctor never forgot

hE KISSED THE FREAKING DOLL GUYS

WE FINALLY GOT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ACTUALLY KISS ROSE

I SMELL SOMEONE WHO SKIPPED NINE

dies

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:46:07 -0400

sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:46:00 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:45:49 -0400

Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor:
Student:
The Doctor: brb

cokeflow: when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:25:36 -0400

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god