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Sophia XVII Harry Potter, LotR, GoT and Sherlock obsessed nerd. Self-proclaimed book-a-holic and writer. Doesn't think Kartik should have been turned into a tree. Currently single, and probably will be for all eternity.
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probably my fav game of thrones cap ever


probably my fav game of thrones cap ever



“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
— Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via onlinegf)

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

Many Ladies wear it this way

when lyrics are so good u just



"I don’t know what he said to you to make you marry him. He is a lucky man."


This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.




The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 


"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

no one makes fun of taylor swift like taylor swift makes fun of taylor swift:








Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.