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Sophia XVII Harry Potter, LotR, GoT and Sherlock obsessed nerd. Self-proclaimed book-a-holic and writer. Doesn't think Kartik should have been turned into a tree. Currently single, and probably will be for all eternity.
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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great



fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..


wavesbreaking:

boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

this is all too much


turntnip:

gym class

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michiferangst:

fab-unicorn-slippers:

ozthemagician:

As the wise post once said “every fandom has that one thing they try to forget happened”

Harry Potter- My Immortal

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Supernatural- The animated series 

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Doctor Who- that thing 

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Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit- The Hobbit animated movie

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I’M CRYING FUCKING MY IMMORTAL OH MY GOOOOD

"there was no live-action movie"


just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point


"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)


I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.



joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 


elvendcrk:

harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)


alicesbookshelf:

Do you ever just finish a book and scream to yourself “THIS CAN’T BE THE END”


sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot


frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you